Who does it better? Bench's Love All Kinds Of Love vs Gap's Love Comes In Every Shade

So it's so not original, after all?

 Bench

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GAP

 

The Day of the Reckoning (Valentine's day gagah)

 

I survived the February 14 by just hiding inside my room and sleeping all day and no social media for me (I almost deactivated my Facebook but then again it would be too obvious for everyone that I'm a bitter queen). Call me amaplaya or even apdo para mas mapait I hate Valentines day. It's killing me from inside out. Can you blame me, I've been single for the longest time? And no not my choice, their choice. Why hasn't my prince charming swept me off my feet? Mr. prince charming, yoohoo come and get me! I am so ready!

So okay, today is Sunday -February 15- it's post Valentines day. I, also, call it my cheat day- I know it hasn't been a week and I'm already cheating (tse! wala kang pakialam ahaha char!). I've been waiting and dreaming for this day of the week to come- an all-out gorge-fest day.

I want to start my day right so I woke up at around 6 am and ever so ready for my Sunday morning Zumba at the park (my first day, actually). I put on my basketball shorts, a white loose T-shirt and a pair of white Nike shoes, with pink stripes on the side. Hang taray ng get up ko diba?!

As soon as I arrived at the park, I saw a bunch of old ladies dancing their socks off to the tune of Bang Bang. Ang mga lowlah kez nagsimula na hindi na ako nahintay! Mga traydor chos! Then all of a sudden, my jam- Single Ladies by ateng Beyonce started to play. I almost pee my pants. Walang anu ano at walang warm up warm up, I joined the dancing ladies. Oh boy did I dance. Beyonce levels!

After my sultry and energy filled festive performance at the park. I went home, showered and went straight to the nearest mall. May I remind you that Sunday is the no-bilangan-of-calories day. When I passed by Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, my hunger automatically kicked in. They smell so good almost heavenly. By the time I finished my coffee, I've gobbled down five doughnuts.  After that, I went to Bench Fix for my hair woes. And right after I was hungry again. I had a sosyal lunch by myself in an Italian restaurant. I had a plateful of Frutti di Mare Pasta and my usual jologs self did not hesitate to mop up the extra sauce with some bread rather than let it go to waste. I thought I was ready to pass out from eating too much.

Para bumaba ang kinain ko I decided to window shop. Just window shop I kept repeating myself that. As I was admiring this tiny top body-hugging fit short sleeve scoop neck t-shirt that will never fit me not in a million years from the display window. I saw a very familiar face inside the store. It was my ex bf. He was with his current. I know it was his current because I stalk him online (OMG I'm so pathetic). I froze for a moment. The cheating lying backstabbing scumbag ex boyfriend of mine. My face flushed red from the blood rushing to my head. He can't see me looking like this. For crying out loud I am 80 lbs heavier and misearable. Then they started moving. I swear I have never ran as fast as I can as if someone's chasing me and never looked back until I got home.

What the hell was that?! Why now? Why is he looking so happy when clearly he was the one who wronged me? Is karma not working for me? Why does it seem like I was the one being punished?

Depression succumbed me. I spent the rest of my Sunday watching Law & Order SVU marathons together with my ever reliable friends Ruffles, Pringles, Popcorns, Ice cream, Fried Chicken and Coke.

I think I wanna be like Olivia Benson someday.

I'm FAT! (like you don’t call me THAT behind my back)

I have been trying like crazy try to lose weight for as long as I can remember but I'd always end up eating more and give up all together. I am such a hopeless case. And by the way I'm 80 lbs. heavier than my ideal weight- I can't believe I just admitted that. Very Biggest Loser contestant levels.

My being big has become the source of my misery, sufferings, pain, anger, my being shy, some health issues and so on and so forth. But I can't for some reason lose it. Trust me I tried every single diet I can find online- no carbs diet, south beach diet, after six  etc. But for heavens sakes I can't last for more than a month.Just the thought of a can of Pringles is enough for me to go binging endlessly like there's no tomorrow. I'm such a loser, right? I should totally go out and buy me some will power and discipline.

Like every fat person (well maybe not all, I'm generalizing here!) we desperately wanna be a skinny twig or maybe voluptuously sexy, Whichever strikes your fancy as long as it's healthy and safe ipush natin yan.

Today, (again for the nth time) I declare war against my body fats. Time to leave bitches. Im sooo over you! This time... hold your breath... I'll try low calorie diet. Okay you may start laughing now. I know this is just pathetic but hey who are you to judge? Dyos ka ba?! Ayyy wait ate Vi ikaw ba yan? Sorry I got carried away. But I'm really serious about this whole thing.

My current weight is 228 lbs. I stand 5'8"
According to
http://www.calculator.net 

 

yeah whatever I can see that! It's glaring
I'm OBESE (damn it)

I would have to consume a minimum of 1,723 calories a day to lose 2 lbs a week. Sounds easy or is it?

Let's Get It On! #ipushnayan

I always wanted to start blogging. A travel blog, specifically.
 

So I did my research. I wandered the blogosphere in search of the appealing, the ambiguous, and the wicked from the world of travel bloggers.

Despite the fact that I have absolutely no writing experience whatsoever other than my blog hopping habits, I still wanna go on. Something inside me is pushing me to keep the faith in myself (I have plenty of those!).

There are truckloads of travel blogs out there and most of them are really good if not better, but hey, what’s stopping me from starting mine?

I want to write about life adventures or misadventures. I hope the things I write here provide experience that people can relate to. And also, I'm not much of a writer. You'd probably see grammar mishaps here and there so don't expect too much but I will try my hardest and oh pleassssssse spare me your bitchiness because I'm a bigger bitch than you are. ahahah!

Career-wise, I work in a BPO industry for the past 5 years. I live in the Philippines and very recently, I have developed a passion for technology.  I love Filipino dish and Chinese and some Thai. Currently Single more like perpetually single. Juice Colored please bigyan nyo na ako ng Papa.

Someday I hope to live happily ever after with either Piolo Passcual or Gerald Anderson. It's a simple dream for a simple me. Char!